True Tales of People Who Can't Take It Anymore

Sitting here waiting for East Richland County Public Service(less) to check the sewer lines, I thought I'd blog my FAVORITE book as promised yesterday. I'll know when ERCPS is here as the dogs will go bananas.

I don't recall how I discovered this book, but it quickly became my favorite. I pick it up when I need a chuckle, and I gave multiple copies as Christmas presents this year.

Here's the book description from Amazon:

What can you do when the world is pushing you over the edge? More than you think.For some of us, it's the automated voice that answers the phone when we'd rather talk to a real person. For others, it's the fact that Starbucks insists on calling its smallest-sized coffee "tall." (So true! And while I love Starbucks, what kind of descriptions are Tall, Grande and Venti? I always just say the big one!) Or perhaps it's those pesky subscription cards that fall out of magazines. Whatever it is, each of us finds some aspect of everyday life to be particularly maddening, and we often long to lash out at these stubborn irritants of modern life.

In Life's Little Annoyances, Ian Urbina chronicles the lengths to which some people will go when they have endured their pet peeves long enough and are not going to take it any more. It is a compendium of human inventiveness, by turns juvenile and petty, but in other ways inspired and deeply satisfying.

1. We meet the junk-mail recipient who sends back unwanted "business reply" envelopes weighted down with sheet metal, so the mailers will have to pay the postage. (When I worked at the SC Republican Party back when I was a child who didn't know better, people did this with bricks, and I thought that was quite clever!)
2. We commiserate with the woman who was fed up with the colleague who kept helping himself to her lunch cookies, so she replaced them with dog biscuits that looked like biscotti.
3. And we revel in the seemingly endless number of tactics people use to vent their anger at telemarketers, loud cellphone talkers, spammers, and others who impose themselves on us.

A celebration of the endless variety of passive aggressive behavior, Life's Little Annoyances will provide comfort and inspiration to everyone who has ever gritted his teeth and dreamed of sweet retribution against the slings and arrows of outrageous people.

My personal favorite from the book is page 43, Road Rage in the Supermarket Aisle. It describes how this guy discreetly adds embarrassing and/or expensive items in unattended carts, usually left smack dab in the middle of the aisle. LOVE IT! I try to do it every time I go grocery shopping, but since I'm usually with Sister, she prevents me from doing it. She says it's mean. I think it's mean for people to rudely block the aisles in the grocery store myself.

So, here's the question - do you have a special way of exacting revenge against outrageous people?

Let me see what suggestions I can find for late service people like ERCPS!