RePUPlican or Demo-cat?

Election season is heating up and everyone in the house has an opinion on who should be our next president. Even our pets can voice their viewpoint with tempting new political pet treats from Petlane (www.Petlane.com). But how can you tell if your dog or cat prefers the elephant or the donkey treat? Here are 8 unmistakable signs that your companion animal is a Republican or a Democrat. Make your conclusion carefully, and be sure to get the healthy treat that represents his vote correctly!

REPUBLICAN PETS:
They bark at passing neighbors and traffic; home security is very important to them.
Their ears perk up when Fox News comes on.
They are a big spender at the local pet store.
Strongly believe pet matrimony should only occur between two cats or two dogs.
Believe in the 2nd amendment right to bear teeth and claws.
Are for electric border fences around the yard.
Want national ID tags for all pets.
They advocate for the pet tracking chip - you can never have too much surveillance!


DEMOCRAT PETS:
They want universal veterinary care for all!
They want their treats for free.
They socialize with all breeds at the dog park.
They prefer their owner uses biodegradable poop bags.
Are very concerned with the rising cost of pet food.
Have the young puppy and kitten vote locked.
Want to end the war of dogs vs. cats once and for all.
Think of Ralph Nader as the dog catcher.

For samples or photos of Petlane's organic Political Pet biscuits, or further information about Petlane, the leading home party pet product company, contact publicist Wendy Roberts, Orca Communications Unlimited, at (480) 797-3357 orwendyroberts@orcacommunications.com.