Beth and I in a Few Years

On a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a restaurant for lunch. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around to head back to the restaurant.

All the way back, the elderly husband fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car,and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."