Compliments of Esquire. Here are a few of my favorites:
6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.
17. Remove your shirt in public--unless there is sand and a large body of water nearby.
20. Own a futon.
38. Wear a jersey with the name of a professional athlete on the back.
Hee hee.
Ladies, I'm sure we could add to the list! My personal suggestions:
Pierce any body part.
Wear khaki pants and a navy blazer. (Heck, quit doing that at 14.)
Drive with the stereo so loud that the car behind you shakes.
Get a summer crew cut.
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Other "Things a Man Should Never Do After 30"
1. Call past 11:00 pm...even on weekends.
2. Forget your girlfriend's or mom's birthdays.
3. Stay out until 6am.
4. Ogle teenage girls.
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